"We just spent six hours discussing the relevance of a semicolon. I say ‘discussing’—it was more like a thrilling Magnus monologue. I say ‘thrilling’—it was actually very, very boring.”
“And the semicolon?”
“Ah! Turns out the semicolon isn’t relevant at all.”
—Tailgate and Chromedome
Imagine your OTP getting featured as experts on a really terrible, poorly-researched documentary on cable TV.
Wait, where are the notes?
OMG so true
guys look at where the notes should be.
What the fuck?
notes be gone.
WE BROKE TUMBLR YAAY
OMG this pic could not be more true
It wasn’t originally posted by anyone either. The legendary ‘ghost’ post… O.o
Dear god we did it. We finally encountered the tumblr ghost..
Glitch in the Matrix.
so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”
and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”
I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING
AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”
I ship it
This is a jar full of major characters
Actually it is a jar full of chocolate covered raisins on top of a dirty TV tray. But pretend the raisins are interesting and well rounded fictional characters with significant roles in their stories.
We’re sharing these…
Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
Oh my god.