barrel-boots:

or are mares like, the animal version of a stereotypical black woman?

Like “GURL YOU BEST BE KIDDEN IF YOU THINK IMA STAND STILL FO YO ASS.”

“ARE THOSE CARROTS? MMMMM BABY”

“PLASTIC BAG? AW HELL NAW HOLD MA RIDER.”

*SHRIEKING* 

(via spoopyhorsesornothing)