In which Ichabod cannot be left alone for five minutes without being kidnapped/attacked and so Abbie gets a child safety leash for him and it does not go as planned
Trying to explain my job to my boyfriend….
Imagine hearing a knock on your door on Halloween. When you open the door it’s your OC in a silly costume trick or treating with a bunch of five year olds.
As a male individual I get called a lot of things, like “a boy,” or “that guy,” but I think those terms are getting a little stale, a little unoriginal. Please, feel free to refer to my gender as any of the following:
- Small Runt Man
- Certified Former Male Infant
For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.
And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.
The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself
And sometimes it looks like he fell off …
ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR